I'm so immature.
But I couldn't resist taking this.
No photoshopping involved or anything. Just me standing in front of the capitol building, failing at one of those perspective-hold things that people do, my phone accidentally tilting which actually gave it an unintentionally cool angle.
Beware my left hand of chipping nail polish of death.
It will rule the world some day.
And yo mama too.
Pic and that sexy hand [c] Me